Ik ben weer eens buiten Hoofddorp geweest jongens en meisjes!
Dat betekent dat er weer wat vlees kan worden gereport.
Oef, waar te beginnen?? In Tel Aviv? In Girona? Laten we voor Israel gaan!
(jodenhaters even wegklikken gaarne)
Dusssss…..we gingen naar Israel, wat een teringvet land is vol mooie vrouwen, lekker vreten en een hele zooi blaffers.
Het was april en de joodse staat bestond 70 jaar en dat gingen we vieren in Tel Aviv.
Waarom? Vraag je dan? Waarom niet? Zeg ik dan.
Aan een van de bekendere straten in Tel Aviv, genaamd Allenby, zitten een miljoen tentjes. Bij een daarvan namen we plaats na een rondje lopen door deze fijne stad.
Dit is overigens op een pleintje dat eeeh, even googelen hoor…
Magen David Square. Dat is het.
Goed.
Deze tent draait 24 uur. Je lapt aan de baas bij de kassa, dan draait een oververhitte Eritreeër (?) je broodje in elkaar.
Koude pilsen van Israelische makelij erbij en hoppaaa…je zit lekker buiten in april met een blad vol zooi!
Je kan er een aantal bakkies bij nemen waar groenvoer ingaat enzo, dus ik greep wat ui, zure kool en hete saus erbij voor de extra.
Tja, wat kan je ervan zeggen? Het is shoarma, maar dan anders? Het is kebab, maar dan anders? Het is lekker?
Buiten dat het vlees super FRRRRESH van de rol kwam en sappig smaakte, had het een fijne kruidige smaak. Ook nieuw voor mij, maar zeker aan te raden, was het toevoegen van tahini en hummus in het broodje.
Een topcombo wat mij betreft!
Wat betaalde ik hiervoor? Geen idee. Ik denk iets van 5 euro ofzo, dat omrekenen met die shekels is lastig na al dat euro-geweld hier in Europa.
24 uur open, overal biertenten as far as the eyes can see. Fucking veel mokkels met goed haar en mooie benen, iedereen kan je nek breken en met wapens omgaan. LIKE!
ZWARTRIJDEN??? DE CONDUCTEUR HEEFT EEN BLAFFER IN ZN BROEK!
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